Well, I'm sure that several of you are aware of the news of late... and if you're not than I am about to make you aware... NObama won the Nobel Peace Prize for 2009. Why, you may ask? ...and I quote... "because the judges found his promise of disarmament and diplomacy too good to ignore". ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?! I mean, I knew that when Gore won the Nobel Peace Prize in 2007 that the Peace Prize was quickly losing it's glory, but damn. I was peeved some when Gore won, sure, but at least he bullshitted a little with his promises of global warming and such. Hell, he even made a movie. I suppose this is rather appropriate since Carter also won a Nobel Peace prize. Carter, similar to NObama, tried to essentially kill the country while in office... but Carter still did something at least. What did NObama do? He won an election, just like every single president before him, and was in office for twelve days. Twelve days!! The Nobel Prize isn't supposed to be given for promises... it's supposed to be for action and/or results (no matter how temporary those results may be or how severe their respective backlash may be). When I was a kid, the Nobel Prize was something great; I idealized people who got them in a way. Though I'm speaking mostly for the Nobel Prize in science, still... how can any child wish to receive (or idealize anyone who receives) such a prestigious award when what little honor it did have left been extinguished.

In other news... Out of the several classes I attend at a university this semester, one class has quite the predicament... I and four other students are the only people in the entire class (about 46 people) who have not contracted some form of the dreaded pig flu (H1N1/Swine Flu Virus). My teacher came to class for almost an entire week with swine flu in utter denial that she was sick. Several of my other classes have had smaller outbreaks sending a few students occasionally out of school for a week or so, but with this one class it has broken out rather badly, and in a tiny room which the desks are rearranged every day and we are forced to team up and stay in relatively close contact, prompting it's spread I can only assume. This is borderline reckless, and the school seems to have no concern for it at all; particularly exhibiting lacking concern when it came to the teacher coming to class deathly ill. They show no concern for the breakouts happening, yet in every syllabi this semester every teacher was required to make precautionary plans should an outbreak occur. It is upon us... where are your damn precautionary measures now, bitches?! I know that statistically H1N1 is not as deadly on a large scale as the seasonal flu... but regardless, people are dying from this shit and in certain demographics it is worse. Still, it is not the whole dying part that bothers me here as much as it is that I could catch this shit and die should this continue. I don't care if YOU die, just not me. I'm too curious to die in such a pathetic manor, unfortunately. In addition to this small fact, it's also keen to know that I don't do plagues (...or diseased zombies for that matter). I swear, if I get sick because of this entire fucking setup, I am going to go all bio-terrorist on these bitches and run around coughing and sneezing on every tenured and senior faculty member I can get my swine-germs on, starting with my teacher. After all, they say if you catch swine flu again after you recover the first time you're more likely to die from the second time. Already had gunmen, a bomber, and a man running around in a cowboy-hat with a giant knife and a puppy... bio-terrorist would fit right into that loco jello mold. All joking aside now... I REALLY hate getting sick. If I catch this swine stuff, you had better avoid the general area. As my luck goes, I will get through this entire season flu-free till about December when everything important is going on. Fuck that shit.

Sad days ahead people... brace yourselves.

Quick note before I end this...
Since I mentioned Global Warming... I think I should mention this site I found which seems to rather thoroughly pack data that I've been seeing around for years into one site. GLOBAL WARMING IS A SCAM! ...and if you think differently your only sources are filled with government propaganda and not factual information.
Anyways... The website... Not by fire but by ice.

That is all little children.